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The Chimp Joke
The Chimp Joke

this fella,
when he was a kid,
he used to go to the zoo
to study the chimps,
because they're so like humans,
apparently there's only one dna chromozone
in the difference
from humans
or something like that
anyway, what he was doing was,
he was really studying human behavior, you see
but, because he was a kid, he couldn't go into the wild
to study them
so he just used to go to the zoo,
every Saturday morning
so after several years of this
one morning he noticed
that one of the attendants was missing
and he was wondering,
you know,
if he'd gotten fired
died
moved
quit, or what
he couldn't see anyone to ask, so
he noticed one of the chimps there
he said, ' I notice that Joe is gone
what happened?
and the chimp looked up at him
chomping on a banana
he says
" how should I know
am I my keeper's brother ?"


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